If you need a reason to celebrate a completely absurd holiday…

Then celebrate National Fluffernutter Day today! I know today is Columbus Day, too, but that holiday does not involve eating, so I choose the former. As far as food-related holidays go, National Fluffernutter Day is quite an economical one to observe. 

Bread + marshmallow fluff + peanut butter = a fluffernutter feast.

These brands are just suggestions. You know that my fluffernutter will be made with store brand  peanut butter and store brand fluff.
And my slices of bread will not have faces.